Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Chuck! Alison! Miss Gavin! ANYONE! Can someone be spared from whatever Super Secret Double-Probation X-Militia meeting you've got going and give me a hand giving these kids something to DO? I'm in the ballroom with about eight or nine rugrats that only come up to my knee all wanting to help paper over bulletholes and fix broken furniture.

Thank god, the older students are showing up. I believe one of them is trying to put your Louis XVIII chair back together with Elmer's Glue, Chuck. Send help.

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[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Elmer's Glue can surely only improve a Louis XVIII chair, I'm sure.

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you laugh. That chair's older than you are and probably cost more, too. But no, apparently one of these little guys can bend wood, and he put it back together with some help. A little bit of staining, and you'd never know it was this close to shattered.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Well, then, it seems like you're doing just fine without my help, so I think I'll go read my newspapers now.