Absolutely not, Cain. If I need to entertain, I can hire a place in the city. I wouldn't dream of deluging Westchester with those sorts of people.

Besides, I'm well aware of the school's limitations. Even if I were having a small dinner party, I could hardly seat my guests in the faculty kitchen, then invite them into the laundry room for brandy and cigars. For such a large and historic mansion house, it's a little unconventional in its facilities.