You little twerp, I'd kick you in the shins but I've ruined enough shoes recently.

If someone steals my prize souffle recipe, I wish them much joy of it. I don't presume that I'm the only one in the world who can make it. In fact, I know I'm not since it was my teacher who gave it to me. Marcel was a better cook than I could ever hope to be.

You're just cranky because you got played AND you got caught. Sucks to be you.