I have decided something...

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

The house is stuffy. Very, very stuffy. The house is stuffy, the kids are loud, I don't like my office, and if I have to look at one more training tape, I'm going to start whipping them at people's heads.

So my bike and I are going to New York, and we're going to find the seediest, most rundown pool hall in the city. At which point I'm going to shamelessly hustle the most likely-looking victim. And then the second most likely-looking victim. Yes, I'm going to manage to hustle two people. I am just that good. If they take exception to being hustled? Well, I really, really hope they take exception. That would be fun. And according to all of you, I'm supposed to be having more fun. So. That's the plan! I may even have a beer. Or several.

Oh, and by the way? The mysterious dispenser of t-shirts? Me. Yeah, that's right. And not everyone who got them posted about them. Terribly disappointing, really. Especially since some of the people who got the best slogans stayed mysteriously mum.

Comments

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

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Take your cell phone with you.

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Mmmm.... no.

And I'm leaving my com at home, too. If the worlds ends while I'm out? Send me a memo.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

Gnmgngrglr.

Have fun!

Damn, Boss.

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

I almost wish I was going with you, but my pool skills are woefully inadequate for what you're talking about.

Have a good time.

Haroun

[x-cyclops.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure you'll have lots to keep you busy while I'm gone.

I suppose I will at that.

[x-jetstream.livejournal.com]

I'll find _something_ to do to keep myself amused.

Haroun

[x-cannonball.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you could use the downtime, sir. I think we can manage to keep things at a dull roar for the night. You go do some relaxing.

[x-shinobi.livejournal.com]

Don't take this the wrong way, sir, but I think I may love you.

If you have too much fun while you're out, give me a ring, and I can come pick you and the bike up?

[x-bamf.livejournal.com]

Can this be the same man who was reluctant to come to Harry's for an hour or two with me, just last week? ;)

I am glad you are voluntarily taking time off, Scott. Try not to get into too much trouble, but the "having fun" is the important part, I feel.