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[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

As a point of order, the next new student that thinks I'm here to carry their bags, fix their breakfast, or do their laundry will have more than their luggage launched into the lake. If they can't get it through their heads that it doesn't work that way here, maybe someone needs to take a look at drumming some discipline into the little shitheads.

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[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Would you like to apply for the position, Mr. Cain?

[x-juggernaut.livejournal.com]

Hah! No, sorry, I'm not nearly enough of a masochist to take a shot at teaching these little brats. I'm only interested in making sure they don't trash the place. What they do once they leave here isn't any concern of mine.

[x-psylocke.livejournal.com]

Pity.

I'd pay for box seats to sit in on a lecture of yours. The little heathens might get a clue.

I'm joking, really.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Rumours has it there's a bet going on between the students about which of us will start teaching first...

It's not going to be me, I can tell you that much.

[x-dazzler.livejournal.com]

A bet going on? Nonsense. Pure product of your imagination that.

[x-courier.livejournal.com]

Sure, sure. And the expectant looks I see them give each other whenever I mention International Studies is merely a figment of my imagination?